My disgust with the cowardly Tybalt is unlike that of any other. I was slain when he wounded me under dear Romeo’s arm. Romeo, bless his peaceful soul, only put himself between The Prince of Cats and I to try and stop our quarrel. May all of Verona now know how dishonorable he is!
But it seems dear karma did catch up, for his soul followed mine out of this world and into the next. Romeo ran his blade through him in a duel shortly afterwards. Hah! I hope he suffered! Now Romeo has been sentenced to exile, and I must ask for his forgiveness. My regret and remorse for starting the outbreak far outweighs my disgust for Tybalt, who even went as far as to tell Romeo “Thou art a villain”. You fill me with anger, for you do not taunt, you insult!
I should have listened when Benvolio told me to withdraw unto some private place and reason coldly of my grievances. Neither Tybalt nor I would have died, and Romeo’s hands would not be tainted with blood. My regret for my own vanity goes unmatched.
My thanks to your friendliness go a little further, for I also had ears after death, and I heard what you said to Romeo. You told him my gallant spirit hath aspired the clouds, and I am thankful you for being such a good friend to Romeo and I. You protected me against my own hot head many times.
Romeo, listen to me, for I see all things now. Your love for Juliet is strong, but you would be an idiot not to see the precariousness of the situation at hand! Not only art thou banished, but thou art a Montague too! There are lands out there better than Verona, and maids as beautiful as Juliet. I fear that you are walking into your own grave.
Rest in peace Mercutio. With death it seems you have gained wisdom. If only you had such wisedom when you were with us. You and Tybalt would be alive; Romeo would not be banished; and Juliet would not carry the burden of being married to her cousin's murderer. That is something to think about while you have nothing better to do.
ReplyDelete-Friar Lawrence OUT!
<3 Miss youuuu :)
ReplyDeleteYou'd be proud of Romeo he kiled Tybalt in your honor. I'm sure you will be seeing him soon enough and then you can dead beat the rest of his 8 lives ;)
ReplyDeleteYou deserved it.
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We fought, you died. That's what happens when you pick a fight with someone who is superior at you in fighting. You asked for it. You had it coming, as did I. Now stop complaining and start living up your after life. Nothing you say is going to change anything.
ReplyDeleteResponse- "We fought, you died. That's what happens when you pick a fight with someone who is superior at you in fighting. You asked for it. You had it coming, as did I. Now stop complaining and start living up your after life. Nothing you say is going to change anything. "
ReplyDeleteExactly! He shouldnt havee starteed all these brawls!Finally someone who sees things rationally! WE miss you Tybalt !